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Etienne had the big table reserved at Sutra, and about ten of us headed out to mooch off his hook-ups.We were poised for an adventure, and there were even a few celebrities present: Matt Leinart, Dennis Rodman, and a chick named “Alex” from the MTV reality show Laguna Beach.
I was in middle school and ignorant, especially since I’d never seen it before.I hesitated and licked my lips before planting the kiss.Afterwards, she made a face and proclaimed to all twelve participants, “There was like, spit in there.” When I fingered a pussy for the first time, I smelled my fingers for over two hours thinking I was “the man,” despite the fact that in retrospect, that particular pussy was probably in the bottom 4% of all pussy fragrances.Before Penthouse Letters, I began masturbating in the fifth grade to imaginary images of looking up a girl’s skirt.Whomever I had a crush on at the time would wind up as my jerk-victim.I couldn’t develop any rhythm or ascent and remember thinking to myself, “This is sex?
What a waste.” The first time I had anal sex happened on a Friday night.
I continued to smile and talk about how cool I thought her make-up and black clothes were. Her asshole muscles were weak, and a minute later she was screaming (in pleasure I hoped). No girl had ever asked me to take a shower with her mid-fuck, but I said okay anyway. I gave her the benefit of the doubt, however, and we got up headed to the bathroom.
After a half hour of feeding her this shit, we took off. In my bathroom, I scrounged through the cabinets in a horny frenzy. Although I had seen K-Y jelly at the supermarket here and there, I never had the balls to buy it for nights like this because I was secretly worried about what the store clerk would think of me. Luckily, my other roommate had some after-shave gel. I didn’t want Tracy to see my failed attempt at finding an adequate lube. I was ass-fucking her missionary at the time, and when I pulled out, I heard a slow rumbling farting noise. It was kind of like hearing a motorcycle four blocks away slowly coming to a stop. She got in first and turned on the shower immediately.
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