Lyrics for dating game by icp
He's a schitsofranic serial killer clown, who says women lo-o-ove his sexy smile. So let's say you were to come over to my parents house and have dinner with me and my family tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stick?
I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fuckin' lips!A man who expresses himself in his own special way.#2, if you fell in love with me, exactly how would you let me know? I'd go through your phonebook and whack 'em all, And find contestant #1 and break his fuckin' jaw!(what)Anyone who looked at ya, would have to pay I'd be blowin' fuckin' nuggets off all day!I'm steady, staring at your sister, I'll tell you this, You know for only 13 she got some big tits!After that, your dad would try to jump again, And only this time I'd put the 40 to his chin!Look, fuck you, I gotta strong rap shit You don't want contestant #2 he's mad whack.
I walked into a barn, and there he was, Standing on a bucket (eeeuuugghhh) tryin' ta fuck it It was a big fucking smelly ass farm llama.
I walk into a bar and there he was, standin up on a bucket, agagag,tryin to fuck it.
lets meet contestant number one, hes a skitsophranic serial killer clown who says women love his sexy smile lets find out if his charm will work on Sharon. Contestant number one, I believe first impressions last forever so lets say you were to come over to my parents house and have dinner with me and my family, tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stick.
After that your dad'll try to jump again and only this time I'd put the forty to his chin.
But if I did I'd probably show you that I care by taking all these other muthafuckas outa here. And find contestant #1 and break his fuckin jaw.(What?!?
Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stay. I'd probably just show up naked like I always do, And look your mama in the eye and tell her fuck you!