Being a online sex chat operator
Hank came through the door, pushing a heavy metal table mounted on wheels. Hank took the opportunity to cup one of her tits in his meaty hand. She was quickly strapped down, her hands over her head, her ankles bound to the lower end of the metal table, far apart, so that her thighs gaped open.
L2G – (would) Love to go L2K – Like to come l33t – Leet, meaning ‘elite’ L8R – Later L8RG8R – Later, gator LBAY – Laughing back at you LD – Later, dude / Long distance LD – Learning Disability LEMENO – Let me know LERK – Leaving easy reach of keyboard LFG – Looking for group () LGH – Lets get high LH6 – Lets have sex LHSX – Lets have sex LHM – Lord help me LHO – Laughing head off LIC – Like I care LIK – liquor Li L or lil – Little LIMT – Laugh in my tummy LMAO – Laughing my *a* off LMBO – Laughing my butt off LMFAO – Laughing my freaking *a* off LMIRL – Lets meet in real life LMK – Let me know LMNK – Leave my name out LOA – List of acronyms LOL – Laughing out loud LOL – Laugh out loud LOL – Lots of love LOLH – Laughing out loud hysterically LOLO – Lots of love LOLWTF – Laughing out loud (saying) “What the fuck ? SOS – Meaning help SOS – Son of Sam SOT – Short of time SOTMG – Short of time, must go SOWM – Someone with me SPK – Speak () SRSLY – Seriously SPST – Same place, same time SPTO – Spoke to SQ – Square SRY – Sorry SS – So sorry SSDD – Same stuff, different day SSIF – So stupid it’s funny SSINF – So stupid it’s not funny ST&D – Stop texting and drive STFU – Shut the fuck up STR8 – Straight STW – Search the Web SUITM – See you in the morning SUL – See you later SUP – What’s up?OT – Off topic () OTB – Off to bed OTFL – On the floor laughing OTL – Out to lunch OTOH – On the other hand OTP – On the phone OTT– Over the top OTTOMH – Off the top of my head OTW – Off to work OVA – Over OYO – On your own ) PCM – Please call me PDH – Pretty darn happy PDS – Please don’t shoot PDQ – Pretty darn quick PEEPS – People PFT – Pretty fucking tight PHD – Pretty Huge Dick PIC – Picture PIK – Picture PIP – Peeing in pants () PL8 – Plate PLMK – Please let me know PLS – Please PLU – People like us PLZ – Please PM – Private Message PMFI – Pardon me for interrupting PMFJI – Pardon me for jumping in PMSL – Pee myself laughing POAHF – Put on a happy face POS – Parent over shoulder POV – Point of view POV – Privately owned vehicle () PPL – People PPU – Pending pick-up PMS – Pre-marital sex PROLLY – Probably PRON – Meaning pornography PRT – Party PRW – People/parents are watching PSOS – Parent standing over shoulder PSP – Playstation Portable PST – Please send tell (online gaming) PST – Provincial Sales Tax ( Q – Queue QFE – Question for everyone QFI – Quoted for idiocy QFI – Quoted for irony QIK – Quick QL – Quit laughing QQ – (qq) Meaning “crying eyes” QQ – Quick question QSL – Reply QSO – Conversation QT – Cutie QTPI – Cutie pie QUE – Pause or Pasused ) ROFL – Rolling on floor laughing ROFLCOPTER – Rolling on floor laughing and spinning around ROFLMAO – Rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off ROTFL – Rolling on the floor laughing ROTFLUTS – Rolling on the floor laughing unable to speak RS – Runescape () RTSM – Read the stupid manual RTWFQ – Read the whole fucking question RU – Are you? TPTB – The powers that be TQ – Te quiero / I love you () TSNF – That’s so not fair TSTB – The sooner, the better TTFN – Ta ta for now TTLY – Totally TTTT – These things take time TTUL – Talk to you later TU – Thank you TWSS – That’s what she said TTYAFN – Talk to you awhile from now TTYL – Talk to you later TTYS – Talk to you soon TY – Thank you TYS – Told you so TYT – Take your time TYSO – Thank you so much TYAFY – Thank you and fuck you TYVM – Thank you very much ^URS – Up yours UCMU – You crack me up UDI – Unidentified drinking injury (meaning bruise, scratch, ache and so on) UDM – U (You) da (the) man UDS – Ugly domestic scene UFB – Un-fucking believable UFN – Until further notice UGTBK – You’ve got to be kidding UKTR – You know that’s right UL – Upload U-L Meaning “You will” UNA – Use no acronyms UN4TUN8 – Unfortunate UNBLEFBLE – Unbelievable UNCRTN – Uncertain UNPC – Un- (not) politically correct UNSUB – Unknown Subject () UOK – (Are) You ok? WWNC – Will wonders never cease WWYC – Write when you can WYCM – Will you call me? WYGAM – When you get a minute WYHAM – When you have a minute WYLEI – When you least expect it WYSIWYG – What you see is what you get X-1-10 – Meaning “Exciting” X – Kiss X! Y – Meaning Yawn Y2K – You’re too kind Y2K – Year 2000 YA – Your YAA – Yet another acronym YABA – Yet another bloody acronym YARLY – Ya, really?UR – Un-real UR – Your / You’re UR2YS4ME – You are too wise for me URA* – You are a star URH – You are hot (U R Hot) URSKTM – You are so kind to me URTM – You are the man URW – You are welcome USBCA – Until something better comes along USU – Usually UT – Unreal Tournament () software WAS – Wait a second WAS – Wild ass guess WAWA – Where are we at? W/B – Write back WB – Welcome back WBS – Write back soon WBU – What about you? – Meaning “a typical woman” XD – Meaning “really hard laugh” (where D is a smiley mouth) XD – Meaning a “devilish smile” XME – Excuse Me XOXOXO – Hugs & Kisses XLNT – Excellent XYL – Ex-young lady, meaning wife. YBIC – Your brother in Christ YBS – You’ll be sorry YCDBWYCID – You can’t do business when your computer is down YCHT – You can have them YCLIU – You can look it up YCMU – You crack me up YF – Young Female YG – Young gentleman YGTBKM – You’ve got to be kidding me YGG – You go girl YHBT – You have been trolled YHBW – You have been warned YHL – You have lost YIU – Yes, I understand YKW – You know what YKWYCD – You know what you can do YL – Young lady YMMV – Your mileage may vary YNK – You never know YR – Your YR – Yeah right YRYOCC – You’re running your own cuckoo clock YSIC – Your sister in Christ YSYD – Yeah sure you do YT – You there? “Unless you agree to give your precious little body to whomever I say.” “No! So far the only pain she felt was from the leather straps cutting into her wrists and ankles. She writhed and twisted on the table, but the rod went in easily. HF – Have fun HFAC – Holy flipping animal crackers H-FDAY – Happy Father’s Day HHIS – Head hanging in shame HL – Half Life ( I2 I – too (me too) IA8 – I already ate IAAA – I am an accountant IAAD – I am a doctor IAAL – I am a lawyer IAC – In any case IAE – In any event IANAC – I am not a crook IANAL – I am not a lawyer IAO – I am out () IB – I’m back IC – I see ICAM – I couldn’t agree more ICBW – It could be worse ICEDI – I can’t even discuss it ICFILWU – I could fall in love with you IDC – I don’t care IDK – I don’t know IDTS – I don’t think so IDUNNO – I don’t know IG2R – I got to run IGH2N – I got high tonight IGN – I (I’ve) got nothing IGN – Internet Gaming Network IGP – I got to (go) pee IHNI – I have no idea IIRC – If I remember correctly IIIO – Intel inside, idiot outside IK – I know IKR – I know, right ?
ILBL8 – I’ll be late ILU – I love you ILUM – I love you man ILY – I love you IM – Instant message IMAO – In my arrogant opinion IMHO – In my humble opinion Im L – () ITYK – I thought you knew IUSS – If you say so IWALU – I will always love you IWAWO – I want a way out IWIAM – Idiot wrapped in a moron IYKWIM – If you know what I mean IYO – In your opinion IYSS – If you say so j00 – You j00r – Your JA – Just Acting JAC – Just a sec JAM – Just a minutes Jellie – Jealous Jelly – Jealous JFF – Just for fun JFGI – Just Fuck Google it JIC – Just in case JJA – Just joking around JK – Just kidding JLMK – Just let me know JMO – Just my opinion JP – Just playing JP – Jackpot () KDFU – Means Cracking (K) the (D as in Da) fucked up KEWL – Cool KEYA – I will key you later KEYME – Key me when you get in KFY – Kiss for you KIA – Know it all KIA – Killed In Action KISS – Keep it simple, stupid KIT – Keep in touch KOC – Kiss on cheek KOL – Kiss on lips KOTC – Kiss on the cheek KOTL – Kiss on the lips KNIM – Know what I mean?
EBKAC – Error between keyboard and chair ECB – Evil Crazy Bitch ED – Erase display ED – Erectile dysfunction EF4T – Effort EG – Evil grin EIP – Editing in progress EMA – E-mail address EMFBI – Excuse me for butting in EMSG – E-mail message ENUF – Enough EPD – Episode EOD – End of discussion EOD – End Of Days EOL – End of lecture EOL – End of life EOM – End of message EOT – End of transmission EODZ – End Of dayz ERS2 – Eres tz / are you () FAA – Federal Air Authority FAF – Funny as fuck FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions FBF – Fat boy food (e.g.
pizza, burgers, fries) FBM – Fine by me FC – Fingers crossed FC’INGO – For crying out loud FEITCTAJ – Fuck ’em if they can’t take a joke FFS – For Fuck’ sakes FICCL – Frankly, I couldn’t care a less FIDGAD – Frankly, I don’t give a Damn FIIK – Fucked if I know FIIOOH – Forget it, I’m out of here FIMH – Forever in my heart FISH – First in, still here FITB – Fill in the blank FOMC – Falling off my chair FOAD – Fuck off and die FO&D – Fuck off and die FOMCL – Falling off my chair laughing FPS – First Person Shooter FRT – For real though FTBOMH – From the bottom of my heart FTW – For the win FUBAR – Fouled up beyond all recognition FUBAR – Fucked up beyond All recognition FUBB – Fouled up beyond belief G – Grin G – Giggle G/F – Girlfriend G2CU – Good to see you G2G – Got to go G2R – Got to run G9 – Genius GA – Go ahead GAL – Get a life GAS – Got a second ?
” LOTI – Laughing on the inside LOTR – Lord of The Rings () LQTM – Laughing quietly to myself LSHMBH – Laugh so hard my belly hurts LSV – Language, sex and violence LTD – Living the dream LTNS – Long time no see LTOD – Laptop of death LTS – Laughing to self LULT – Love you long time LULZ – Slang for LUS – The girl is lose or not playing it safe sexually () LVM – Left voice mail LWOS – Laughing without smiling LY – Love ya LYLAS – Love you like crazy LYLC – Love you like a sis LYSM – Love you so much LYLAS – Love you like crazy LYLC – Love you like a sis LYSM – Love you so much M8 – Mate MC – Merry Christmas MEGO – My eyes glaze over MEH – Meaning a “shrug” or shrugging shoulders MEHH – Meaning a “sigh” or sighing MFI – Mad for it MGB – May God bless MIRL – Meet in real life MKAY – Meaning “Mmm, okay” MLM – Meaning give the middle finger MM – Sister () NIFOC – Naked in front of computer NIGI – Now I get it NIMBY – Not in my back yard NIROK – Not in reach of keyboard NLT – No later than NM – Nothing much / Never mind NMH – Not much here NMU – Not much, you? RX – Regards RX – Meaning drugs or prescriptions RYB – Read your Bible RYS – Read your screen RYS – Are you single? SUX – Meanings sucks or “it sucks” SWAK – Sent (or sealed) with a kiss SWALK – Sealed (or sealed) with a loving kiss SWAT – Special Weapons and Tactical Team ( T – Think positive T4BU – Thanks for being you T:)T – Think happy thoughts TA – Thanks a lot TAFN – That’s all for now TANK – Meaning really strong TANKED – Meaning “owned” TANKING – Meaning “owning” TAM – Tomorrow a.m.
NO1 – No one NOOB – Meaning someone who is bad at () O – Meaning “hugs” O -Over OA – Online auctions OATUS – On a totally unrelated subject OB – Oh baby OB – Oh brother OI – Operator indisposed OIC – Oh, I see OJ – Only joking OL – Old lady OM – Old man OM – Oh, my OMDB – Over my dead body OMFG – Oh my fucking G-d omfglmaobbqroflcopteriss oh my fucking G-d, laugh my ass off, owned, roll on floor spinning around I’m so sad OMG – Oh my G-d OMGYG2BK – Oh my G-d, you got to be kidding OMW – On my way ONL – Online OO – Over and out OOC – Out of character OOH – Out of here OOTD – One of these days OOTO – Out of the office OP – On phone ORLY – Oh really? ) S2S – Sorry to say SA-1 – Special Agent 1st Class SA-2 – Special Agent 2nd Class SA-3 – Special Agent 3rd Class SAL – Such a laugh SA – Special Agent SAM – Smart and mouthy SBT – Sorry ’bout that SC – Stay cool SDMB – Sweet dreams, my baby SETE – Smiling Ear-to-Ear SFAIK – So far as I know SH – Same here SH^ – Shut up SHID – Slapping head in disgust SICNR – Sorry, I could not resist SIG2R – Sorry, I got to run SIHTH – Stupidity is hard to take SIMYC – Sorry I missed your call SIS – Snickering in silence SIT – Stay in touch SK8 Skate SK8NG – Skating SK8R – Skater SK8RBOI – Skater Boy SLAP – Sounds like a plan SMHID – Scratching my head in disbelief SNAFU – Situation normal all fouled up SNERT – Snot nosed egotistical rude teenager SO – Significant other SOAB – Son of a Bitch SOB – Son of a Bitch SOHF – Sense of humor failure SOL – Sooner or later SOL – Shit outta luck or Shit out of luck SOK – It’s ok SOMY – Sick of me yet? TAU – Thinking about u (you) TAUMUALU – Thinking about you miss you always love you TBAG – Process of disgracing a corpse, taunting a fragged/killed player () TIA – Thanks in advance TIAD – Tomorrow is another day TIC – Tongue-in-cheek TILIS – Tell it like it is TLK2UL8R – Talk to you later TL – Too long TMB – Text me back TMI – Too much information TMOT – Trust me on this TMTH – Too much to handle TMWFI – Take my word for it TNSTAAFL – There’s no such thing as a free lunch TNT – Till next time TOF – Twisted Old Fuck TOJ – Tears of joy TOU – Thinking of you TOY – Thinking of you TPA – The Port Authority TPM – Tomorrow p.m.
” Smiling, Frank took a metal rod from his coat pocket. “This, my sweet little Suzy, is something the French used when they were in Algeria. Sue was afraid she was once again going to shame herself by reacting sexually. Glenda plugged the other end of the trailing wiring into a wall socket.