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From work to the gym to the bar, my schedule is crammed full of things that help me forget that I am sometimes horridly lonely.Like everyone, sex can slide down my list of priorities without me even realising.
The English language has tonnes of idioms and slang that differentiate between different regions and other English-speaking countries.If we have to come home every day only to find that you’re miserable because you have a job that you hate, but can’t actually be bothered to do anything about it, then we’re not going to let up until you leave it.If you can’t handle that, then a British girl isn’t for you. So be prepared to hold our hair and bring us water.It will be a rare and triumphant moment when she tells you that she loves you or says something remotely nice to you at all.The rest of the time you’re going to be called an arsehole, dickhead, twat and if you’re really lucky… Us Brits only show affection to dogs, horses, and our mums.Just because I said we have a high tolerance for alcohol, doesn’t necessarily mean we have learnt exactly what that tolerance is yet. And just because you’ve looked after us for one night doesn’t mean you’re off the hook for the next either.
We need to be fed, have our hair stroked, and told that everything is going to be okay, we’ll live to drink again.
We’re far less snooty and miserable about the London rush when we’re drunk.
So when you take a British girl out, be warned that she will keep the drinks coming long after you were ready to call it a night.
If your British gal sees something in you and you’re not living to that full potential, then you better believe she is going to push you.
We don’t care if you’re a carpenter, a banker, a traveller, a teacher, an engineer or whatever — we want you to do whatever it is you’re meant to do.
Growing up in a British household teaches you many important life lessons.